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Misfortune, of jus sanguinis and the jus SOLIS

Let's make a game. Imagine the following delightful little family: John Smith, an Englishman living in London, married to Concetta Scaface (true Neapolitan) and their children, Crucifix Dell 'Sorrows Smith 13 and Smith Sorrows (seventeen), all three of fervent believers in luck, blind goddess, and her sister in bad luck (as they say that the best informed, however, we see very well [1 ]).
Now, tradition in the Latin countries the number 17 is considered a harbinger of doom, that the bad luck of Friday the 17th is more brisk than ever and that when a poor and ignorant in her wandering feline nigrocrinito meet a human, they pull out an arsenal of horns, croissants and more humpbacks deems appropriate to drive away the misfortune, performing in various parts of palpation in frattenpo
anatomical and strange gestures of exorcism. In Anglophone countries, however, tradition requires the above in the presence of a white-haired cat or the calendar, relentless and evil, announces the dreaded news: Friday, 13.
these circumstances, what would happen if the itch in his wanderings met our little family visit Neapolitan relatives? In my view, the two young men, by virtue of their ancestry to half Italian and of jus sanguinis that there is in use, would be relentlessly harassed by the goddess bastard is in celebration of the fateful 13 days of the month, and during the equally notorious seventeenth day for a level playing field. Venture a prediction is more complicated for John: the slutty sister's fortune, recognizing him as an Englishman, could decide to: a) to respect herself and the Jus sangunis least
pardon the poor blacks in the presence of cats, b) not to respect human laws (as it used to do, with the only notable exception
of Murphy's Law in all its forms) and apply Adding its jus solis then uniting her fate to that of children, with predictably disastrous results (2).

moral of the story: If by chance you go to visit Vesuvius,
I recommend you first determine that there is around the Smith family !!!!!!( 3).

_____________ Note: (1) Of course, we non-believers know how things are not!
(2) I do not dare imagine what could happen to the three fellas in the presence of a cat
white spotted with black.
(3) Dedicated to all those who have riconusciuti in (1) carry-on favorite motto
John Smith: "Not only do we see Aunt Bad luck, but also has an excellent
aims ".... the stesso non si può dire del Vesuvio....

By Alex